five of my favourite places for bootleg dj mixes

I like listening to bootleg DJ mixes (hip-hop or electro or both) that I download online because you can’t buy them because of royalties. Here’s my five favourite places to find them:

  1. DJ Greg J: LA DJ who does great mixes of US hip hop with occasional mainstream stuff. Released every couple of months.
  2. Bang Gang DJs podcast: a group of Sydney DJs including Ajax who do crazy electro mixes. Site not suitable for work.
  3. The Avalanches Mixes: this site hasn’t been updated in so long it is ridiculous but there is some great existing stuff on there including the top notch Some People mix.
  4. Beatonic: another site that hasn’t been updated that recently, but again, some exciting mixes already posted, quite breaksy.
  5. DJ Nick Toth: has some great reggae mixes available including Summertime mix and RnB vs House mix.

my five favourite chuck norris facts

One: The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

Two: There is no theory of evolution: just a list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live.

Three: Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk, and Kill.

Four: If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars then Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Five: If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

From chucknorrisfacts.com

five new things that just aren’t the same

One: MP3s vs Vinyl

There is something great about the experience of listening to a piece of vinyl spinning around on a turntable. Even the large cardboard album cover of a LP was asthetic. Listening to compressed mp3s on an ipod doesn’t produce the same warm sound or experience.

Two: Cards vs Cash

I believe that one of the main reasons that we, as a society, are so indebted is that we mainly use cards instead of cash. Cash has the effect of feeling very real. I don’t get this much nowadays because I mainly transact electronically. The different between one grand and ten grand in my bank is a single digit on the ‘puter screen, the difference between one grand cash and ten grand cash is very real. I understand that cards are much more safe, but are they? With all the phishing, scamming, swiping, frauding and the like, maybe we should all just use plain old cash. I reckon they should make people pay for houses in cash too, it would quickly stop people overpaying for housing. Handing over 500K in cash would feel very serious and real, even if it wasn’t all yours.

Three: Digital Photography vs Analog Lomography

There’s something amazing about Lomo. I haven’t seen a digital camera that captures the same warmth. Digital cameras are all just bits, bytes and pixels.

Four: Modern Architecture vs Gargoyles

I often walk around looking at buildings in cities, and most of the time I like the old ones much better than the new ones. The old ones were often made of stone, and were handcrafted and ascetically pleasing. The new ones are mostly built hastily to maximize investor profit. There’s an old building near my work that has gargoyled cats… Why don’t they put gargoyled cats on buildings anymore?

Five: VHS vs Internet Video

I enjoy watching music video clips. I used to have a collection that I recorded off Rage onto VHS. Sometimes I relive those days and watch them on the Internet (YouTube), but the quality sucks. Why was my 1980′s VHS better quality than YouTube? Why is YouTube all pixelated and splotchy? It is 2008.

five of my favourite films

I recently enjoyed a film recommended by Meg recently, so here’s five of my favourites, in no particular order.

1. Nacho Libre: synthetic Mexican accents, cheesy dialog and good tunes: good times

2. Little Miss Sunshine: warm everyday characters and family dramas

3. Bandits: my favourite ‘date movie’ to watch with K

4. Kill Bill 1 & 2: a cool message and heaps of gore

5. The Darjeeling Limited: colourful scenery and characters

clichés

If you ever forget how bad clichés are, or if you want to quickly find a real crappy one, simply visit realestate dot com dot au.

Five real estate agent clichés that “shit me to tears”

  1. “Little on price, big on position”
  2. “Everything at your fingertips”
  3. “Real living starts here”
  4. “More potential than you can poke a stick at!”
  5. “Opportunities like this just don’t appear”

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